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Recent Rounds
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Stick Darl
scored 80 on 18 holes
at Broadmoor Golf Course.
woowowowowow ahahshdhdhdhsjsh what a glorious evening with my darlings. new outfits look sexy as fuck on us. tits were raining down tonight the loud booms echoing through the trees as fists are raised and then hammered down as balls keep falling into the dark abyss. near hole in ones by two darls on same hole equaling a jumping thunderous high five. JW shots were all around. all i no is Dino is in trouble and we are coming. its time to take the jacket across the border and come back ready to take my loves down in the mountainous hills of eugene love my darlings serenity lifeJul 16, 2018 Details -
Original Darl
scored 99 on 18 holes
at Broadmoor Golf Course.
I witnessed next level darl 2.0 shit. Birdies everywhere. Contention, Rhonda & failure all present. JW here and JW there. Lil bit of SB too but I saw greatness let me tell you. Bearded thought he had the yips and goes -1 on back? Suspicious. Stick has perfect drive on 2 and "lost it" bullshit picked it up cause feeling good needed to save some strokes. Would have been 75 hahaha. Fuck off. Fuck me. Please fuck me? Ok fuck off. We look fucking good though. Fuck ya!
Jul 16, 2018 Details -
Bearded Darl
scored 82 on 18 holes
at Broadmoor Golf Course.
My darl dresses us now. These shirts are amazing. They breathe so well. And look even better. I really bagged for front 9. Just workin on shit. Then I got mad and the Sleeman clear took me. The belly boys battled. 11 birdies total between 3 darls. That jacket is going to look immaculate at the blue wedding. Me and it will say our vows and never divorce again.
Jul 16, 2018 Details
