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Original Darl
scored 95 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
Just came to wash my clubs and eat a hot dog.
May 23, 2019 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 87 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
Am I drunk? Yes. Do i love darlings? YES. Calm glorious battle day I fucking suck but that's not what this is about. If you start examining the picture so see the ball on the left. That is mine and it is mangled and scuffed. This represents before the jugg/app jasper showdown that after a rhino and giraffe are done with a sloth and dino there jaws will be mangled, there bodies will be scarred, and they will be paying the Bill's. Bearded and I will be dancing naked around a camp fire while those two sexy dawgs go to a motel room and just go to sleep in deep depression. This 87 represents how smart my partner and i are and bag just enough to gain a another stroke in hands. I love my partner and this weekend we will be feasting, drinking, hollering on there dimeee
May 23, 2019 Details -
Original Darl
scored 96 on 18 holes
at Goose Hummock Golf Resort.
Darl we golfing today? Fuck no I'm out I don't want anything to do with golf don't ever ask me to fucking golf ever a-fucking-gain. 6 hours later. Wow it's nice out. Darl wanna golf? Fuck ya I'm in let's gogogogogogogo. Fuck am I glad we went what a glorious day for 1 layer golf.
May 9, 2019 Details
