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Recent Rounds
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Bearded Darl
scored 98 on 18 holes
at Jagare Ridge Golf Course.
We charged with honor against the white walker hordes. Only 1 of us survived. The young prince whorode up from Kings Landing to fight at Winterfell. I took an arrow right to the plums. Suck me the fuck off you faggots. Blow my load all over your jaw with such force its disconnected from the cheek bone. Just let me pull this bolt outta my sack first. Used a perfect suck me token on this fuck head too. Haha
Apr 28, 2019 Details -
Original Darl
scored 91 on 18 holes
at Jagare Ridge Golf Course.
Drove through ice hell to get here just to golf with 2 absolutely beautiful Darling loves. Was it worth it? Absofuckinglutly. Ball striking on point, putter awaken from its winter slumber but driver nearly tossed into the eye or sauron. Snow man start to snow man crash to double snow man finish. Call me Lindros and concuss my anus. Ahahaha I love golf!!!
Apr 28, 2019 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 89 on 18 holes
at Jagare Ridge Golf Course.
we arrived. scared. snow on ground and snow starting to fall. can we play? its actually serene but feels likr minus 3. we begin eventually clouds break and sun greets uz with heat. we can shed layerz gettinf closer to eachothers twoxes. during round a darl emerges. braves hell to come and suk us darls off. consistantly hear pure ball strike after strike. a giraffe and rhino are in awe and have never seen a sloth move like thiz. this guyyyy is gooood they are thinking. they have zomething to worry about now when his partner dino comes and they try to take our territory. Sloth tries to put a nail in the coffin early with a glorious 88. other two are not even worth a mention
Apr 28, 2019 Details
