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Recent Rounds
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Bearded Darl
scored 84 on 18 holes
at Jasper Park Lodge Golf Course.
Jugg1: Free and Superb
App: Free and Bad
Other App: Free and Brutal
Jugg 2: Free and Great
Grizzly: Large and Soft
My Partner: Large and Hard
Them: Drunk n Daggered
Us: Inside Eachother
Jun 6, 2019 Details -
Bearded Darl
scored 94 on 18 holes
at Jasper Park Lodge Golf Course.
Driving damn near 170 km/hr I noticed at points on the highway. When the fog would clear the foot would get heavy. We arrived alive. The damp smell of morning mountain golf just fucked my nose hole. They announce us by our darl names on the mic. The crowd cheers. I shoot 90% of my shots with a shape physics cant even explain. I grind hard and let my partner rack points as he yells at me. Down by 1 after 1. Off to the most glorious patio imaginable at JPL to regroup. "Trade you my long island for that beer". Fuck ya. His tank has empties as he sips.
May 29, 2019 Details -
DinoDarl
scored 86 on 18 holes
at Jasper Park Lodge Golf Course.
WE SAW A MAJESTIC BEAST!! BOOOOOOM. And then 2 majestic darl beasts took us down and claimed the peak for this season's battle. Nicely done. Absolutely my personal fav jug n app weekend. Enjoy the victory my loves because O.D. and I are going to tear you apart next year.
May 27, 2019 Details -
DinoDarl
scored 92 on 18 holes
at Jasper Park Lodge Golf Course.
BOOOOOOOOOOM. First time out in 2019 with all of my loves and could not have been a better way to start. BBQ feast, sleep over, positivity, serenity, sexy darlings golf and ultimate patio. Never let it end.
May 25, 2019 Details -
Original Darl
scored 99 on 18 holes
at Jasper Park Lodge Golf Course.
Sat down for a lunch beer on one of the most serene patios I have ever had the pleasure to sit on. Wow the views. Sundresses n tits yeessssss that's nice but rather have a darling twix for a straw. Suck it back. Let's go baby round 2 little pep talk from Dino in the washroom while bearded taking a fierce shit and overhears it and starts laughing ahahahaha. Annnnnd it continues just back n forth battle, me and dino get it up to 4 point lead but slowly it gets chipped away at until it's all tied up heading into the GRIZZLY BEAR DELAY ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?!?!? LOOK AT THAT FAT MAJESTIC ASS JIGGLE!!! This was turning point for the match, too much staff hanging around us and need to crack one keep the tank filled, it's got a leak. Fucking 14 can fuck off where's my fucking 3i at??? Can I not hook it 100 yards left? Was 80% fairway club just a week ago and now this? Fucking excuses hahahaha. Naw it was a good battle right till the end we tried to gain those 3 we lost but the jug champs finished strong and just matched anything we threw out there. Good win my loves. Best jugg n app EVER!
May 25, 2019 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 88 on 18 holes
at Jasper Park Lodge Golf Course.
Suck us Off we say to the others. Hammered night before hammered when my love and samauri solider comes and picks me up. Not planning on bringing food for dinner because we know we will be drinking and feastinf for free. Enter serenity when you pass the gates...start to dial by chugging. walk and see two sexy dawgs sitting on a chair ready for battle. Team Suck Us shows them the hat. its already been marked and set in stone. Fear sets in..where is my speaker? only thing i think about because golf isnt worth a mention. We are down by 1? get me to serenity patio so i can drink and look at what i want to order and not pay for.
May 25, 2019 Details -
Original Darl
scored 97 on 18 holes
at Jasper Park Lodge Golf Course.
Wow what a weekend start off with an absolute BBQ FEAST with a Dino Friday night, he's already been to Jasp and back today and I'm coming off some late night MOM rum hammered nights. We are tiiiirrrrrreeeedddd but all good set alarm for 4am, dino up at 330 starts making breakfast n coffee, we pound that breaky and hit the road to Jasp 450am. THIS FOG ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEE?!? CANT SEE TWO FEET IN FRONT OF ME WHY AM I GOING 130? Hip n Dave pumping through the speakers GOT US GOOOING!!! Finally arrive at the gates and start blasting positivity, darls have arrived, get ready for a rape fest Jasp!!! Round one started a bit rough but edged out a 1 point lead to finish the first 18. What a beautiful course, very fun, very gettable. Anyone seen my 3i? Need it baaaaaaad.
May 25, 2019 Details
