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Recent Rounds
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Bearded Darl
scored 90 on 18 holes
at Sandpiper Golf & Country Club.
Im bad at this game. Like REALLY BAD. Fuck off. Quit looking at me. Im BLEEDING points here. Trying to learn to golf all over again.
Jul 14, 2019 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 85 on 18 holes
at Sandpiper Golf & Country Club.
just when i thought i couldnt get any stupider i go and do something like that. 6 over on par 5s? aa double on a suck off token for no points? KPs and then three putt for bogey for no points? ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEE. sure im cutting into his lead and only 14 back after being 36 few rounds ago. But your just a real fucking loser doing what your doing. Big talk about easy 70s and then you blow it why dont yiu go and blow youself and think about how bad you are at this game. AND YOU CALL THAT A STORM? blowing the horn at me DO YIU KNOW WHO I AM? no because i suck and im a loser. Nice day out though..
Jul 14, 2019 Details -
Bearded Darl
scored 84 on 18 holes
at Sandpiper Golf & Country Club.
One of the best battles ever with my Jugg fuck buddy. Put the Finau on him. Increased my lead and increased the blood flow to my crotch.
Jul 4, 2019 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 83 on 18 holes
at Sandpiper Golf & Country Club.
Who said Sleeman 2.0 tastes like wet dick. when its on ice its a nice beer to stay in contention and not let it get out of control. Rivers flowing around this course soggy cock everywhere. Losing to a fucking cripple my hero for coming out and do what he does best...which is sucking me off
Jul 4, 2019 Details
