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Recent Rounds
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Bearded Darl
scored 84 on 18 holes
at Tobiano Golf Course.
Final round. There was a giraffe on my ass for 18 fucking holes. A giraffe that never quits. A giraffe that cant handle a Rhinos horn jammed up its ass like a ivory dildo. Jim Nantz and Tiger were with me. I overcame alot to get here. Im gonna enjoy this one most.
Sep 14, 2019 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 82 on 18 holes
at Tobiano Golf Course.
posting a pic of the supposed to be jacket champ and the actual jacket champ. DISASTER STRUCK. congrats my bearded rhino it was a pleasure final round battle. Party cart fucking rip roaring. Only worst jacket choice ever was shark club GOOD ONE BUD WAY TO WASTE IT. glorious darls tourney until we meet again next year for a decade of suede
Sep 2, 2019 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 91 on 18 holes
at Tobiano Golf Course.
Hooow da ya golf derr ahhh ooo i figured it out on the back no problem after getting fucking rammed by a charging rhino WAKE UPPPP
Sep 1, 2019 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 85 on 18 holes
at Tobiano Golf Course.
No stopping this towering giraffe. Trip Suede showing the rest how you win out there and become a dynasty. (what ztick doesnt know is he becomes an idiot and sucks himself)
Sep 1, 2019 Details
