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Bearded Darl
scored 80 on 18 holes
at Twin Willows Golf Club.
Im in a bathtub now. Warm again. Hands work again. Totally submerged yet somehow more dry than I was during the round. 1 stroke off that 79. Stick you just earned your battle stripes. You are my Vladamir. I am yours. There is a tub full of BBQ sauce now. I have to go.
Jun 10, 2018 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 92 on 18 holes
at Twin Willows Golf Club.
Twin Willows easy 70s right? wrong only bearded had a chance. why? because we decided to storm into mordor and try and take on mount doom storms. Saying it feels like 5 degrees on weather network you know what? I BELIEVE IT. have never been so cold and wet in my life. My shoe puddles in my shoes had puddles in it. Everything just soaked to max after 5 holes. Everyclub feeling like its going on an adventure getting tossed on backswings and follow thurs. Going thru 7 towels after 12 holes praying there is something dry to keep uz warm. Shots of booze not doing anything just chilling to the core. Wind gusts up to 50km umbrellas worthlease having to chase it down fairway.Result? A 90 FUCKING 3 AT TWIN CANT EVEN GET THE BALL HEAD HEIGHT AFTER 6 HOLES. the funny thing? paring out all holes into the gusting winds besides the melt on 8 and melting faster then the ozone layer and glaciers up north on holes where you just loft the ball into the wind and it goes for miles. This mentally has prepped me to respect every course and also to let me know that no matter how much i prepped and feel ready i will never be ready for thatJun 10, 2018 Details
