Recent Rounds By Members
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Bearded Darl
scored 94 on 18 holes
at Jasper Park Lodge Golf Course.
Driving damn near 170 km/hr I noticed at points on the highway. When the fog would clear the foot would get heavy. We arrived alive. The damp smell of morning mountain golf just fucked my nose hole. They announce us by our darl names on the mic. The crowd cheers. I shoot 90% of my shots with a shape physics cant even explain. I grind hard and let my partner rack points as he yells at me. Down by 1 after 1. Off to the most glorious patio imaginable at JPL to regroup. "Trade you my long island for that beer". Fuck ya. His tank has empties as he sips.
May 29, 2019 Details
