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Original Darl scored 103 on 18 holes at Westlock Golf Club.Dear Mother Goose that I chased off of your lil nest while looking for my ball, I got news for you! Those white things you were sitting on were fucking golf balls you dumb fuck. THEY WON'T HATCH SO QUIT HISSING AT ME!!! They're mine now. You seen my scorecard? I need em.May 22, 2017 Details
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Stick Darl scored 85 on 18 holes at Westlock Golf Club.Welll after even front 9 i went to the back and just became such a stupid dumbass. 3 putts for no reason greens i dont get it anymore. Will they accept mt shot? No bouncy over see you later. My sexy lil dawg partner that was glorious. In the heat of the sun we ride to minis tirith and come home to the flatlands tin hole. I DONT GET ITMay 22, 2017 Details
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Original Darl scored 97 on 18 holes at Westlock Golf Club.I thought I had it in me to pull off 80's today but all I had was my dick in one hand and a club in the other too busy sucking a twix off fucking FUCK... fucking nice day though.May 22, 2017 Details
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Stick Darl scored 106 on 18 holes at Westlock Golf Club.Ever since hole one shank in the middle of the fairway and a 10 foot birdie miss on hole 3 I SUCKEEED. SHANK SHANK SHANK SHANK where did my ball goo? Right 180 degrees from dead center of every fairway. Nice day out though with my love. Lile my picture says its all mental and my brain sure was fucking stupidMay 22, 2017 Details
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