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Recent Rounds
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Stick Darl
scored 86 on 18 holes
at Wildstone Golf Course.
AHHHHH FUCK OFFF FUCK cold as fuck battling through mordor have a chance to eclipse first round beauty after a tough start and then just fucking blowwew it. ONLY THING I WANT TO BLOW IS A DARLING. GET ME INTO A HOT TUB SPINE IS BULDGING OUT OF MY JAW..TIGERS GOING FOR FITH JACKET AMD MY TWIX IS SHRUKEN JOY. I LOVEEEEE DGTApr 13, 2019 Details -
Original Darl
scored 95 on 18 holes
at Wildstone Golf Course.
Ibuprofen man wow. Drugs are amazing. They turn back spasms into eagle putts. But when ya suck ya suck so just 3 putt that bitch from 20 ft and jumping high five your love. What a wonderful day.
Apr 13, 2019 Details -
Original Darl
scored 98 on 18 holes
at Wildstone Golf Course.
Feels good to golf again!!!!!! Started out stiff and cold as balls which means center cut, then run into back spasms needing drugs and strugglinnnngggg. Stick just rolling and I need to step it up. And wow let me tell you about my putter. Cannot make a putt to save my life. If it doesn't smarten up it's getting tossed in round 2. GOLF BABAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Apr 13, 2019 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 85 on 18 holes
at Wildstone Golf Course.
wowowowow what a first round. drunkkkk but so in control battle through different seasons during the rounds am i hot or cold or frozen? ready for srcond round dominance show dino and darl how fucked they are pay us our bills please. juat like mornings frost delay i am defrostig
Apr 13, 2019 Details
