Bio

I WILL SUCK YOU THE FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

Activities

• Original Darl scored 98 on 18 holes at Bear Course.

  What a beautiful weekend with 2 of my 3 loves. From the first suck off spot at the brewery to the last donair feast on the way back. Three cool golf courses would play any of them again. Quail was crazy, need to redo that one but for the price Sunset was the best. Patios, wineries, hot tubs, feasts, fucking, SUCKING!! GET ME BACK THERE!! Wow that was a lot of truck time though. Bearded would have offed himself day 1.

  Apr 20, 2025 Details
• Original Darl scored 112 on 18 holes at Quail Course.

  Just drop me off on the left 69 yards up.

  Apr 20, 2025 Details
• Original Darl scored 106 on 18 holes at Sunset Ranch Golf & Country Club.

  Al, you are officially the worst replacement darl yet. Total buzzkill.

  Apr 19, 2025 Details
• Original Darl scored 112 on 18 holes at Coal Creek Golf Resort.

  The Hypothermic Hurricane hit hard. Soaked to the core and not an umbrella in sight but doesn't matter when it's raining sideways and you're wearing wet dick absorbing clothes and mesh shoes and walking 100 yards to your ball every hole cause cart path only. This broke me.

  Oct 11, 2024 Details

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• Original Darl scored 105 on 18 holes at Camrose Golf Club.

  I'll fight you faggots anytime.

  Sep 14, 2024 Details

Honours

Into the Wild

Shutterbug

Bronze Putter

Break 100

Break 90

Vagabond

Short Stuff

3 Par Streak

Club Loyalist

Elevator skills

Eagle

4 Par Streak

Vagabond 25

5 Par Streak

6 Par Streak

Marksman

Vagabond 50