Bio

I WILL SUCK YOU THE FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

Activities

• Original Darl scored 112 on 18 holes at Cougar Creek Golf Resort.

  First tee shots of the year went like this: Bearded - duh duh duhhh left into water, Dino - Duh duh duhhh left into water, Darl - Guided into trees on the right and leg cramp pose to finish. We are BAAAAADDDDD.

  Jul 2, 2024 Details
• Original Darl scored 94 on 18 holes at Sandpiper Golf & Country Club.

  Baggage baggage all around.
  Empty your bag out after this round.
  Back to golf town for a rip-off reload.
  And to jacket with +10.4 handi you'll go.
  

  

  Aug 21, 2022 Details

  • Stick Darl

    This is a weak showing from the jacket champion trying to reclaim it the easy way. Na respect

    Aug 21st, 10:51 pm

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• Original Darl scored 98 on 18 holes at Alberta Springs Golf Resort.

  No clue what happened on back 9. Making mountains.

  Jul 31, 2022 Details
• Original Darl scored 92 on 18 holes at Devon Golf & Country Club.

  Congrats to Bearded and Dino, well done my loves. Daggered hole 4, self daggered hole 17, was meant to be.

  Jun 25, 2022 Details
• Original Darl scored 98 on 18 holes at Devon Golf & Country Club.

  I am good at putting.

  Jun 25, 2022 Details

Honours

Into the Wild

Shutterbug

Bronze Putter

Break 100

Break 90

Vagabond

Short Stuff

3 Par Streak

Club Loyalist

Elevator skills

Eagle

4 Par Streak

Vagabond 25

5 Par Streak

6 Par Streak

Marksman

Vagabond 50