Bio
I WILL SUCK YOU THE FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
Activities
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Original Darl scored 112 on 18 holes at Coal Creek Golf Resort.The Hypothermic Hurricane hit hard. Soaked to the core and not an umbrella in sight but doesn't matter when it's raining sideways and you're wearing wet dick absorbing clothes and mesh shoes and walking 100 yards to your ball every hole cause cart path only. This broke me.Oct 11, 2024 Details
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Sep 14, 2024 Details
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Original Darl scored 112 on 18 holes at Cougar Creek Golf Resort.First tee shots of the year went like this: Bearded - duh duh duhhh left into water, Dino - Duh duh duhhh left into water, Darl - Guided into trees on the right and leg cramp pose to finish. We are BAAAAADDDDD.Jul 2, 2024 Details
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Original Darl scored 94 on 18 holes at Sandpiper Golf & Country Club.Baggage baggage all around.
Empty your bag out after this round.
Back to golf town for a rip-off reload.
And to jacket with +10.4 handi you'll go.
Aug 21, 2022 Details-
Stick DarlThis is a weak showing from the jacket champion trying to reclaim it the easy way. Na respectAug 21st, 10:51 pm
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Honours
Into the Wild
Shutterbug
Bronze Putter
Break 100
Break 90
Vagabond
Short Stuff
3 Par Streak
Club Loyalist
Elevator skills
Eagle
4 Par Streak
Vagabond 25
5 Par Streak
6 Par Streak
Marksman
Vagabond 50