Bio
Im just a darl lookin to for my darlings. You seen em? Send em my way. Im too horny to golf.
Activities
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Bearded Darl
scored 83 on 18 holes
at Birch to Tamarack.
Corporate showed up and had the nerve to say what they did!!!!!Sep 1, 2023 Details -
Bearded Darl
scored 78 on 18 holes
at Lewis Estates Golf Course.
Wow buddy. I was drunker on hole 1 than I was on 12 and all I did was drink since I got here. Problem? Yup!!!!
Jul 8, 2023 Details -
Bearded Darl
scored 78 on 18 holes
at Devon Golf & Country Club.
I'm in it now you little sack licking twix sucks!!! 4 clubs too much bud.Jun 25, 2023 Details
Honours
Break 100
Short Stuff
Elevator skills
Shutterbug
Into the Wild
Break 90
Bronze Putter
3 Par Streak
4 Par Streak
5 Par Streak
6 Par Streak
Eagle
Vagabond
Break 80
Club Loyalist
Back to back birdies
Vagabond 25
Marksman